I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
