He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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