It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
