Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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