i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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