Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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