ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
the day after is always just damage control
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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