Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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