I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I have post one night stand depression
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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