so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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