Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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