At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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