let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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