This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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