She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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