Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
