About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Small penises have feelings too.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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