You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm really into asian looking animals
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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