She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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