It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
is it fun? or sober?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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