you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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