Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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