Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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