I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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