Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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