is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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