i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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