it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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