Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
4 words: hood of his car
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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