All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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