**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
They took my balls.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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