Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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