your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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