We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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