i'm going to rape that little man
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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