so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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