: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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