Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She's allergic to latex.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating