I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar