Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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