everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
