Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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