Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
How does one acquire holy water?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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