I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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