some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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