Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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