ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I love how my cats smell like pot.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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