you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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