The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize