1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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