redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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