Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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