seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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