Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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